Audrey Hepburn at a party in New York.
|What girls say:||I'm fine|
|What girls mean:||I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst|
i’m tired, angry, and sad.
You didn’t try at all.
If you are a Starbucks/Coffee Bean barista and you flirt with my mother in front of me, I will judge you so hard that you will pee in your Family Guy boxer shorts.