(Source: mrgolightly)
(Source: mrgolightly)
(via pawneeharvestfestival)
(Source: heytinafey)
| What girls say: | I'm fine |
|---|---|
| What girls mean: | I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst |
i’m tired, angry, and sad.
again.
Oh
aaaaaaauauuuughhhhaaaaa
Brace yourselves.
You didn’t try at all.
(Source: modrules)
If you are a Starbucks/Coffee Bean barista and you flirt with my mother in front of me, I will judge you so hard that you will pee in your Family Guy boxer shorts.
(Source: psychoticmusic, via lookintohisheart)
(Source: modrules)
(Source: pretzeljesus, via heytinafey)